Things Black People Hate

Notice the non-black hand...!

The Moron

There is just something not right about iPhones.

I haven’t seen one black person with one since they came out. I think they are hard to use and plus you look like an moron swiping and turning it around. I can’t believe people stood in line to get their hands on one of these. Waiting for a new tennis shoe at Niketown sure but iPhones? Not for the brothers.

I tried to use one once and ended up calling my annoying ex-girlfriend. That’s reason enough to hate it. Plus, there are a billion apps for it that are pretty pointless. I can barely pay my phone bill why would I pay for a dumb application?

I like my blackberry why because I am black and don’t forget it!