Things Black People Hate

Everyone but me hates her. Outside of Clarence Thomas, there has been no more polarizing black political figure then Condoleezza Rice. She is someone who is so at odds with the plight of black people (or maybe humans) that it seems she might be from another planet.

But there is a twisted part of me that is so attracted to this woman that is so utterly ruthless in her goals and her pure ambition.

Condoleezza Rice

Plus, she always pulls out that she was playmates with one of the victims of a civil rights bombing. I bet she was just as bad as a little girl. No one wanted to play with her!

But Condy, can I call you that? I believe we can make a life together and leave it all behind us. “I love you, Condy”. So much that I am in physical pain. One day, One day.