Things Black People Hate

Notice the non-black hand...!

The Moron

There is just something not right about iPhones.

I haven’t seen one black person with one since they came out. I think they are hard to use and plus you look like an moron swiping and turning it around. I can’t believe people stood in line to get their hands on one of these. Waiting for a new tennis shoe at Niketown sure but iPhones? Not for the brothers.

I tried to use one once and ended up calling my annoying ex-girlfriend. That’s reason enough to hate it. Plus, there are a billion apps for it that are pretty pointless. I can barely pay my phone bill why would I pay for a dumb application?

I like my blackberry why because I am black and don’t forget it!

Recently this one has come up due to someone inviting me to see a country music show in Boston. Even the crazy Irish people here don’t like country music.

Country Band

No brothers and sisters to be found...

I do admit it has similar themes to our lives: drinking, heartbreak, drugs, beating, family troubles,etc. But damn it is so corny!  Everyone is dressed like a cowboy with weird beards and somehow they think they are cool.  You might be cool in Nashville but come to Roxbury and we will tell you a different story.

Don’t believe me just work it into a conversation with a black person and ask “who is your favoritecountry singer?”…………………… Blank stare, unless they live in Nashville and God help the brothers and sisters that live there, it must be hell!