Things Black People Hate

Notice the non-black hand...!

The Moron

There is just something not right about iPhones.

I haven’t seen one black person with one since they came out. I think they are hard to use and plus you look like an moron swiping and turning it around. I can’t believe people stood in line to get their hands on one of these. Waiting for a new tennis shoe at Niketown sure but iPhones? Not for the brothers.

I tried to use one once and ended up calling my annoying ex-girlfriend. That’s reason enough to hate it. Plus, there are a billion apps for it that are pretty pointless. I can barely pay my phone bill why would I pay for a dumb application?

I like my blackberry why because I am black and don’t forget it!

We are old school with our drugs. X, Oxycontin, Crystal-Meth are for suckers. Give us the good stuff: heroin, crack, coke.

Candy Raver (uses X)

Crack Head. Nuff Said

Everything else is boring and not dangerous enough. You could make a case for crystal but the havoc wrecked on our communities from the major drugs we like pales in comparsion to what is happening in the heartland.

Growing up in Roxbury, I got a front row seat to that show.

We hate blogs. I have white people all day saying “CHECK OUT MY BLOG!”  or “DID YOU SEE  THAT BLOG?” Guess what, “NO!”

We hate blogs!

I don’t imagine anyone black reading this blog cause what is going to happen is white people are going to say, “HEY I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HATED THIS OR THAT”.

The magic of the internet, and I doubt any black person is going to read this blog, cause guess what “we don’t care!”