Things Black People Hate

A tricky one. We got Tiger but I am not too sure about him. You are playing a sport with a bunch of fat white dudes, of course  he will excel. If baseball is boring, I have to invent a new word for the abject boredom that is golf. Playing it must be hell, watching it even worse, reading about I might as well be dead.

Nuff said

Golf...

I went to the bookstore and saw about a hundred dumb books on golf. Why waste the paper?

Black People will never understand anyone’s passion for this game. Tiger just saw an opportunity and is probably laughing all of the way to the bank.  Maybe if Wu-tang started playing, it could be slightly interesting to watch, but until then we hate it.

Yankee Stadium - We aint there...!

I don’t like sports at all but have noticed that the brothers and sisters don’t talk about one sport in particular. Baseball. We can play but we hate it. Especially cause it is boring as hell.

My dad, when he was alive, would take me to Fenway with thousands of drunk Irish guys all named Sully.

The only interesting thing about baseball is that they keep records on everything but it is really kind of lame.

Don’t believe the haterade? Do this test: look in the stands at the next game you watch, what don’t you see = BLACK PEOPLE.

Point proven!

Listen. Our lives are dangerous enough. We don’t need to court danger by climbing a mountain because walking down the street is dangerous enough for us. We don’t need to test ourselves.

Mountain Climbing

I remember when a bunch of climbers died on MT. Everest. They paid $10,000(the price of a Saturn) to go and die on a cold ass mountaing. Fuck that. The only reason I would climb a mountain is if I had to, and I don’t have to, so that ain’t happening. I can test myself  tonight by walking in downtown Boston after 3 a.m.  dodging the police and the hoodrats.